textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

smokingladiesman submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.
Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.
secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
The Infamous Middle Finger